ao-shen:

Star

dennys:

comic-timing:

Epic

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

obliteratebritannia:

IM PISSING SO HARD ANGRY BIRDS IS GETTINF A MANGA

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

clemontic:

The party don’t start ‘till they walk in.

ghostcattgirl:

when people say really gross things to u and u don’t feel like explaining to them why they’re wrong

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sentretdoodles:

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It looks gross zoomed in so in a text post it goes